Films in 2012 Adventureland

I can’t get over the post-blowjob smirk.

I can’t get over the post-blowjob smirk.

Guess what I finally bought todayyyyy

Guess what I finally bought todayyyyy

I love this song so hard. And the choreography is ridiculous.

But this is really weird now that my opinion of him has changed from ‘that guy is probably such a dick but he has some good songs’ to ‘that douchebag is trying to become an actor, and after seeing him in Social Network I’m going to avoid every single film he manages to get cast in’.

I can just imagine him turning up onto set the first day and like… Jesse Eisenberg being like ‘it’s good to meet you, Cry Me A River was my jam back in 2002’, and him being like ‘WE DO NOT TALK OF MY MUSIC, I’M AN ACTOR NOW’. idk.

Woah, Zombieland basically saw into the future

Emma’s character said something about Tom Cruise (like in Easy A), and Jesse’s character is talking about how the best thing about Zombieland is no Facebook statuses.

That’s kind of freaky, ngl.

I’m watching Zombieland

Solely because I think it’s funny how Emma Stone and Jesse Eisenberg did this together, then Jesse and Andrew Garfield did Social Network together, and now Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are doing Spiderman together.

ONE DAY ALL THREE WILL COME TOGETHER AND THE FILM SHALL BE GLORIOUS.

The entire downside of this is that I’m watching a film with Woody Harrelson in it.

Jesse Eisenberg was in The Village

Who knew?

effyeahandrewgarfield:

JOE, YOU ARE SO CUTE.

He was hilarious in the background of this scene.

the social network credits // skins style

The only way this could be better would be if they’d used the original music. I hate this one.

Someone needs to film another version of Social Network with a happy ending and where Mark and Eduardo get together

Screw reality